Guy

Abby: [points] "James"

Alex: "what?"

Abby: "Over there, it's James"

Alex: "oh, holy shit it is James - before his haircut even"

(both continue listening to band)

Later...

Abby: "He still totally looks like James"

Alex: "I should take a picture"

Abby [skeptical look]

Alex: "It'll be less weird if you come with me"
...
"You look just like our friend James, can I take your picture?"

Guy Who Still Looks Like James: "Uh, sure."

Alex [takes picture]

James lookin' guy: "Cheers" [walks away really fast]

Abby & Alex examine picture

Abby: "That doesn't look like James at all"

Alex: "This camera sucks."

Keep Portland Weird

impromptu sitar concert on the midnight bus

Complaint

I'm really not sure what they're trying to say here, but this sticker caught my attention.